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[[Two people are standing on the left, with a dog in a vest with a '9' on its side. Two other people are facing them on the right, one is holding a clipboard.]]
Clipboard: There's nothing in the rulebook that says we can't kill and eat your dog.
{{Title text: It's definitely an intentional foul, but we've decided it's worth it.}}
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